Spam spam spam

The other day as I was pointing the mouse cursor to the "delete" button of the Bulk mail folder of one of my Yahoo! accounts, I noticed something strange. Most of the names on my spam-mail were pretty funny. Instead of deleting them I waited for more to really get a feel for them them. But they vary from the hilarious via the ethnic to the mundane. For instance, Marg Yadira delivers popular software from 15 do1lar. The ordinary Pete Mckenzie gives discount on Valium. Sorry, Pete, books and music are my drugs. And the odd glass of fine Ardbeg Islay, of course.
Perry Micha offers cheap software, and Rocco Keith offers discounts on something I don't know what is: I thought Soma was the drug from Brave New World? It's time to brush up on my Huxley. Chelsea Farah works with Perry Micha, and so does Piedad Carleen. A dad who's keen on pie?

I don't know what to make of hosea dowdell. The associations are hose and sea, possibly horse. She (?) sells frosty. Is that another name for cake icing? arron logrono offers skin line reduction, but as I'm 30 and constantly get asked for ID when buying alcohol, it seems that what I need is harder living. Oh, and then Renay Blanch has yet another offer for photoshop for 80 bucks. They sure don't talk to each other at that place.

Lorene Larry is yet another with Valium on offer, but also Xanax, Cialis and Viagra. Do you take the Valium before or after the Viagra? Jermaine Finley wants me to read about impresario 764 mastadons. Didn't catch my eye, sorry Jermaine. Now, Nevada Peggie - that's a name to be proud of. I'd need Valium if I had a name like that, don't go testing your own drugs, Peggie.
Last, but not least, Tiffaney Latarsha is into software. But I think I'm more into Lorene Larry, darling. In this day and age, with all the discrimination going on, I feel it's the least I can do to stand by the transsexual.